There is an area for smokers on the ground level of the parking garage at work. I see the same people commonly waste time under this cement. This one woman in particular is always playing Bejeweled. Always. You’d think she’d get bored or beat the game by now. This awkward party is one of my many reasons for cutting back. I need to quit smoking all together.
You crawl in bed, it’s three am. You smell of wine and cigarettes. A butterfly under the glass, you are beautiful but you’re not going anywhere.
I’m bringing my ukulele with me everywhere I go.
“It’s 69degrees out, ya’ll” “That’s some sexy weather.” Tonight was fun :)
I learned this today L.O.V.E.
Anonymous asked: Because I'm silly!
Anonymous asked: I am Biologuy from instagram :)
Anonymous asked: I'm your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman ;)
a-crack-on-the-head asked: You look like Evanna Lynch (:
collegehumor: F*ck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus Garfunkel & Oates sure know how to praise Him. These girls are hilarious
Anonymous asked: You and your voice are mesmerising.
sweeneytravis asked: Megan! Loved the song :) haha
I wrote a song
Anonymous asked: Yet you are so insanely pretty!